"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
— The Mad Hatter

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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failnation:

My wife and I had very different thoughts about the fortune she got at dinner.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

My wife and I had very different thoughts about the fortune she got at dinner.
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via flyingkitesina-hurricane)

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Overheard at a Hunter Show

geldingboobies:

overheard-at-a-horse-show:

*trainer talking her student through the course*

Trainer: Balance through the five stride, and on the six stride line, pray to Jesus, because that’s the only way you will survive.

Crying omg

(via two-stride)

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